if i were computer

If you messed up your life,
you could press "Alt, Ctrl,
Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise,
just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from
life, click on "suspend". Hit
"any key" to continue life
when ready.
To get even with the
neighbors, turn up the
sound blaster.
To "add/remove" someone
in your life, click settings
and control panel.
To improve your
appearance, just adjust the
display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn
off the speakers.
When you lose your car
keys, click on "find".
"Help" with the chores is
just a click away.
You wouldn't need auto
insurance. You'd use your
diskette to recover from a
crash.
We could click on "send" and
the kids would go to bed
immediately.
To feel like a new person,
click on "refresh".
Click on "close" to shut up
the kids and spouse.
To undo a mistake, click on
"back".
Is your wardrobe getting
old? Click "update".
If you don't like cleaning the
litter box, click on "delete".