if i were computer

If you messed up your life,
you could press "Alt, Ctrl,
Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise,
just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from
life, click on "suspend". Hit
"any key" to continue life
when ready.
To get even with the
neighbors, turn up the
sound blaster.
To "add/remove" someone
in your life, click settings
and control panel.
To improve your
appearance, just adjust the
display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn
off the speakers.
When you lose your car
keys, click on "find".
"Help" with the chores is
just a click away.
You wouldn't need auto
insurance. You'd use your
diskette to recover from a
crash.
We could click on "send" and
the kids would go to bed
immediately.
To feel like a new person,
click on "refresh".
Click on "close" to shut up
the kids and spouse.
To undo a mistake, click on
"back".
Is your wardrobe getting
old? Click "update".
If you don't like cleaning the
litter box, click on "delete".

Top inspiring songs

Songs enough to inspire you.
Whenever one feel inferior or low spirit they should listen to songs,songs has this power of cheering people up.

Eye of the tiger-this song inspire one into action.Not many other songs make you feel like take on the world like this one does.

Mocking bird by eminen-this song is absolute amazing.It is whole real life struggle in the nutshell.Their is alot of sincerity in this rap music,and when they combine it with their feeling,it reflect a very emotional picture.

Letter from the sky by Civil twilight-This is a great piano ballad from band civil twilight,enough to envoke memories and emotions.The song is about emotional attachment.And one can attach to anything.Great to see a song envoke so many emotions and thats what make a song great.

In the end-this is a rap song written by linkin park.This song can be considered to one persons failure.It can be anything from breaking relationship,friendship to anyone's cold recieving pursuit.Enough to make you nostalgic.

Free Domino in bhilai

Today i come to know that we got brand new dominos outlet opened in our town(Bhilai C.G).It is just opened, opposite to Hotel grand Dhillon,Nehru Nagar.Well like a good(eager) gourmet i ordered 1 medium sized pizza.I was attended by pretty lady(from her voice). She told me i will get it within 30 min.10 min- bro developed appetite.20 min-looking for sauce.25 min-looking for t shirt.30 min-looking for the delivery man.35 min-where is the delivery man.40 min-had they handed right address to the delivery man.45 min-should i go and find the delivery man.50 min-here is the delivery man.What have i said 50 min.I havent used stop watch or i would have added few more min.But we are not training delivery guy for f1 race either.Indeed it is greater than 30 min yaar.And as we go by einstine theory of relativity,I deserve a free pizza. When the poor guy arrived i ask him for free pizza.First he gave me, are you out of your mind look.No i am not asking you for recipe just gimme pizza and get lost.But like a professor making correction to a student's argument he told me that they are new in city so they are not applying their motto 30 min or free.But how could i let him go so easily.I made a call to dominos( to no use).The pretty girl finding no solution disappear to nowhere.And from nowhere a man appear to other side. Very gracely he informed me that the delivery man is right and i should pay.And like a good customer(cust se mer) i had to pay.

My friend asked me this silly question to interpret "pothi padh padh jag muva,pandit bhaya na koi,dhaai akhar prem ke padhe so pandit hoye".I also thought what could be the mature meaning. Well our renowned Saint kabir once said that,"pothi padh padh jag muva,pandit bhaya na koi,dhaai akhar prem ke padhe so pandit hoye".According to kabir one who has learnt two and a half word of prem(a hindi word means love) is an erudite. And indeed this word a person is not going to get in book.He could only learn this word in school of life.This is only two and half letter hindi word prem(love),but the interpretation of this word is much more.Jab koi pyaar mein girta hai to dhai akshar prem ke poore hote hai( When a person fall in love with someone then two and half words get completed).The one(pehla akshar) is who love,the second is the one getting loved.And the half that is between them.What is that,why kabir is saying it half?Instead of dhai he could have said it three.Well the meaning is deep and require great insight.Well half is incomplete and likewise love also.No matter how old,how deep or dense one's love is,he never gets satisfied.It will always remain incomplete.And i think it's imperative to let it incomplete.Because one which gets completed died.Love should be incomplete.Love should be eternal.Like God love should also remain perpetual.And love could be anything.It could be person,parent,relation,peace, country,aim.If you ask me,I will say for me its passion.

First post

This is my first blog.Ever since i started reading other's blog(well for improving english),i always wondered,if i ever be able to start my own blog.And now here i am with my newly borned blog.There were plethora of ideas and things(fighting with each other) on ma mind.And the idea were obviously friendship,relation,love...Aah this word is so esoteric.And etc .That i always wanted to vent it out.Now i got a very sophisticated medium.